"Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world!"
Clouseau: "How can a blind man be a watchman?"-Dreyfus: "How can an idiot be a policeman?!"
"That nincompoop, that megalomaniac. He's setting the science of criminal investigation back a thousand years."
"Compared to Clouseau, this weapon is a mere water pistol!"
"Whatever they do to me now, it's not half of what he has done already!"
"We're going to build a doomsday machine and conquor the world-have a sweet!"
"I'm fine! Every day, in every way, I'm getting better, and better, hahahahha, somewhere, over the rainbow, hahahahahaha!"
Jacqueline Clouseau/Gambrelli: "You have recieved a beump!"-"Dreyfus: B...Beump?..."
"I will Kiss you goodbye and then... I WILL KILL YOU. KIIIIiiiiIILLL!!!! KIIIIiiiiIILLL!!!!"
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Yeah! I recently watched Asylum, an Amicus anthology horror, where Lom builds a mini-Lom toy robot with a facsimile of his face and sends it to stab a guy to death! It's one of the greatest things ever!
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