Thursday, February 14, 2013
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970)
Yes, this is a blog that followed a review for Joe D'Amato's Erotic Night's of the Living Dead with one for feel-good Angela Lansbury film Mrs. 'arris Goes to Paris, and am now following that up with a review for a Czech surrealist horror film! I pride myself on being varied, that's for sure!
Valerie and Her Weekend of Wonders is a 1970 Czech surrealist, kinda-horror film about the newly thirteen years-old Valerie, an inhabitant of a small Czech town, who is suddenly in peril, thanks to a mysterious vampire and her devious grandmother...
First things first, unlike all my other reviews, I won't do my usual partial-summary style review, because I don't want to spoil a thing!
...Ok, it's mainly because it's FAR easier to not bother doing my usual style review for this movie since the plot is so hard to describe at times! Either way, all I can describe is this:
I wonder how mere mortals would go in using "You are an alabaster handshake" as a pickup line!
Well...stuff happened in this film. That counts for...something...I guess.
Seriously, I couldn't make heads or tails of Valerie and Her Week of Wonders. I'm still not ever sure if I disliked it or loved it! And yes, I have rewatched it since my first viewing, and no, it isn't any clearer!
One off thing about VaHWoW is that it's a horror film, yet people rarely act horrified in scary situations, which I'm not sure hurts the film, or helps it, given its surreal tone.
Speaking of surreal, that's something that this film delivers in spades! It's super weird, especially the finale! Like I said, I don't know if I liked the film or not, but one thing's for sure-I had a huge grin on my face as I saw the incomprehensible lunacy of the ending
The film's vampire, Weasel looks AWESOME! He looks like Count Orlock, but a lot creepier! I bet you didn't think that was possible, but it is, as this movie showed me! The actor who plays him (I don't know his name, due to the film's unhelpful IMDb page) is great, with constant leers and evil grins to boot!
From what I've read from other reviews, this film's subtext is meant to be about Valerie as her body progresses into puberty. I didn't get that impression at all, but I don't doubt that subtext was in the film-I just didn't understand anything at all!
The film's locales (the film was shot in the small Czech town of Slavonice) all look gorgeous. If there's one positive about Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, it's that it looks great!
Conidering I still don't know what to think of the film, nearly a month after watching it, I think I've said all I can (and want to, due to spoilers) about Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, so I'll leave you with my definite recommenation if you enjoy incomprehensible kookfests!
This review has been for Holly Horrorland's Second Annual Vampire Soiree...