Saturday, February 27, 2021

Mr. Billion (1977), Renegade (1987), and Virtual Weapon (1997)


Mr. Billion (1977)

When an esteemed businessman dies, he leaves his entire $1 billion dollar fortune to his distant Italian relation Guido Falcone, who never asked him for anything more than a pair of American cowboy boots. This upsets the greedy business partner Cutler, who reluctantly bids a hearty welcome to Guido, inviting him to the States, but then doing everything in his power to make him miss the week-long deadline to claim the inheritance. From hiring a seductive PI to distract Guido, or hiring gangsters to kidnap him, it seems everything is against Mr. Billion, but he'll find plenty of help along the way...


Mr. Billion was Hollywood's attempt at bringing Terence Hill into the American mainstream, and it was a gamble that flopped. There are a few reasons for this. Much had been made of Mr. Billion's failure being down to hiring a hot foreign actor, then getting them to do different stuff to what made them famous. This is true to an extent, but I think there is a little more to it. This is a bit different to his usual fare (no Bud Spencer for a start!), but it's not that different, not as if you hired Buster Keaton to be a serious dramatic actor. I think that may have partially contributed to the low performance, but it could also be attributed to mismarketing, or just plain bad luck.


While it does feel awfully American, Mr. Billion is quite a fun ride. It's your typical 70s chase movie, but it does a few things that make it stand out. The lead gets a great introduction, with the scenes in Italy being vibrant and funny, as we see the local Italians do a recreation of old American westerns. I also liked how the movie portrayed



The behind-the-scenes for Mr. Billion were a little tumultuous, according to director John Kaplan. Lily Tomlin actually wanted to be in the movie, but the studio refused, instead bringing along an actress who hated the shoot and didn't get along with Terence (she began introductions by making a lewd joke about lighting cigarettes with her pussy/vagina, much to the mild-mannered and sweet Terence's shock).

The director wanted Lily Tomlin for the role, and she wanted to, but the studio refused, instead bringing along an actress who hated the shoot and disliked Terence. What a missed opportunity! Jackie Gleason also sounded like he was a bit put out of joint by having to work with a new young guy. But I like to think that was just early nerves, and any tension was soon dissolved.


Guido is a likable and charismatic hero. An all-round nice guy who you wanna see succeed over these assholes, and honour all his promises. Something I feel the movie really nailed was in embracing the country of its new breakout star, instead of ignoring it and pretending he's a born-and-bred Yank.

Rosie on the other hand is a real bitch, and I was hoping Guido would kick her to the curb and find someone else. Thankfully he does discover her true intentions fairly quickly, which means an end to the awkward rigmarole, and any interactions after this point will be honest. I still didn't want her to be the love interest, but if it was going to be an inevitability, I'm glad she at least mellows out by that point and becomes nicer.


The rest of the cast is pretty neat! Some overact more than others, and a few don't appear as much as they could've (this being a road trip means they mostly only get one scene each) but they still make an impression. The villains meanwhile are a conniving bunch, who'd cut each-other's throats for a dime or two (billion).

The ending is absolutely wonderful. A perfect culmination of the film's message and characters, it really fixes things up perfectly! The whole movie I was wondering if the company plus American love interest would mean Guido would stay in America, to which I said 'No, go back to your family in Italy, it's way better!'. And thankfully he gets a chance to do just that, in a really effective conclusion.


Terence Hill is a fine lead, while Valerie Perrine is alright if you like her. Jackie Gleason is fun as the dastardly villain, and the rest of the cast is populated by a few familiar faces, such as Slim Pickens, Chill Wills, R.G. Armstrong, and Dick Miller.

The direction is pretty standard stuff, good all the way through, but there are some moments that are filmed really impressively, like the whole Grand Canyon confrontation, where the camera soars through the sky, capturing the action all in one take. As overblown as the movie can get in places, it can also be really good.

Overall, Mr. Billion is a flawed movie, but by no means terrible, and wasn't deserving of being a box office disaster. It's well worth a watch nowadays, even if it may be a little different to Hill's usual output.


Renegade (1987)

Luke is an aimless drifter, going from town to town with his trusty horse Joe. One day he's abruptly saddled with teenager Matt, the smart-alec son of an old friend. Luke is pressganged into taking Matt to his father's new property, but soon discovers it's a hot piece of real estate, with crooks of all kinds trying to muscle in on the duo, or make attempts on their lives...


Renegade is an enjoyable road movie coming straight from the American heartland...by way of Italy. It always amuses me just how much other countries understand the U.S., often better than the locals. With special praise going to Italy of course. They really knew what made American movies tick, and were therefore able to deliver great 'local' content like it was nothing.

Renegade comes fairly late in Terence's filmography, when his buddy comedy days were almost over, and he was getting older. But not too old to have a fun goodhearted scrap though! The story never lets things go on too long, as the road trip section actually ends only halfway through! From then on the movie settles into a new position, as it expands on the plot and villains.


The characters here are nice and strong. Luke is your typical drifter. Charming, a little lazy, and an all-round fun guy to be around. Matt on the other hand is a little shit, but as the movie progresses we see better sides of him, and his sarcasm, smart-talking, or general bad attitude never goes too far and makes him genuinely unikeable. The villains are alright. Fun when they appear, but they're always just goons. The main villain doesn't show up till nearly the end. He's interesting, but sorely underused.

Something I liked about Renegade is the way both the bikers and communal religious folk are presented, for the same reason-They aren't assholes. Groups like these typically are, in movies and in real life, but not all are bottom-of-the-barrel bastards, and it's nice to see an occasional movie reflect that.


The action in Renegade is dynamic, with lots of fun and creative brawls and encounters, as well as many car chases, each containing their fair share of chaos. Cars get smashed or crashed left, right, and centre. The movie also has a few jawdropping moments, like what happens with the house (really wasn't expecting the movie to go that far!), or Luke's reaction upon seeing the main villain, which is ridiculous and implausible, but really sells the moment, and is great to see.


The climax is anticlimactic in a way. The visuals are superb, and really excelled by the music, which builds this up in a spectacular way. But as soon as the bikers show up, the battle is already won. No need for a fight, as Robert Vaughn is immediately busted, and everyone goes home. The ending is a bit prolonged too. All good, don't get me wrong. I like how it wraps everything up. It's just weird in that the main villain is busted 15 minutes before the end, and the movie seems to have a couple points where it could've ended, but just kept on going. With good scenes, at least.


The actors are all good here. Terence can do roles like these in his sleep, but never gets complacent, always getting as much fun as he can out of them. Hill's son Ross makes for a nice lead, and never does his presence come off like nepotism or anything. The duo have good chemistry together. Robert Vaughn is an ok villain, but really only appears in the last 25 minutes.


The direction by longtime Hill collaborator Enzo Barboni is great. Some shots really stand out, with great use of colour, silhouettes, and natural vistas.

The soundtrack is exactly what you'd expect for a midwestern adventure. Lots of twangy country rock music, which isn't really my thing (at all), but it's still good. There are some softer tracks I liked better, that are used to great effect.


Renegade might not be for everybody, but even though I'm ostensibly one of those people, I still had a fun time with it. A love for Terence Hill trumps my dislike of the American midwest any day of the week, and it certainly doesn't hurt that it's a fun movie in general...


Virtual Weapon (1997)

Bill Skims is an ex-cop turned computer businessman. He returns to his old city, much to the delight of his friends, and his old partner Mike. Though this delight quickly turns into exasperation when it takes a grand total of one minute of being together again before someone shoots at them. It turns out Skims is here on an undercover mission to locate a master criminal and neutralise a mysterious operation involving deadly microchips...


I only recently learned of the existence of Virtual Weapon, and I was open-mouthed at not having heard of it sooner! It's a late-90s Terence Hill film, a buddy cop sci-fi film, has a black partner ala Rush Hour, and is directed by none other than Antonio Marghereti! So many things I'd never expect to see in one of his movies, all in a period I didn't know he'd still be doing it.

Given its time, and director, Virtual Weapon is a movie that could have gone very wrong. It could come off as too late into the man's career, he might not fit into a Rush Hour type story, and Antonio Margheriti's films are not exactly known for their quality at times. The man often made good (even great) films, and also made plenty of amusingly bad ones too. This film has a lot going against it...and so it's all the more impressive that it is really good! I mean it!


For a start, Virtual Weapon doesn't look at all like it's a few months shy from the year 2000. The film stock its shot on makes it look like it's from the 80s, and yes, that is a good thing. It also feels straight from that era of Italian cinema, like it could have easily been a Hill and Spencer vehicle at the height of their careers. With his advancing age, the role is tailored more for Terence as an older cop, but he also proves he's still got it when it comes to fighting, and his boyish looks and charms. You'd never guess he was 55 here!


The movie gets off to a quick start, with plenty of fun action. We're introduced to the characters well, and they quickly get on the case, with sneaking and fighting galore. The plot is fairly standard stuff. Nothing amazing, but told well, and always moving along at a decent pace.


Where the film gets the most interesting is the 'Cyper cop' angle. Summaries, trailers, and indeed the name itself give the impression it happens immediately, but actually it takes more than half the film. On one hand I'm glad it takes its time rather than rush things, but it maybe woulda been nice to get an earlier start on this. But despite coming later than expected, it's still handled pretty well, with some good moments. The computer stuff is amusingly of its time, but more in a time capsule sorta way, rather than dated.


Some note that Virtual Weapon could've been more ludicrous, and that is true to an extent. It could've been fun, and maybe it would've been better than what we got. But the film is always consistent with itself, so even if it doesn't go all out, at least it never feels like something its not.


The characters are all good. Skims is a fun protagonist, and always likeable. Mike is your typical exasperated partner, grumpy all the time, but cares for his buddy. Single mother (and former cop herself) Chelo and daughter Lily are a great addition, providing plenty of heart to the movie, and good connections for Skims.

The villains are probably the weakest element. Gleefully evil, there's not much to them, and they don't appear a huge amount. They get across the bare minimum, but more would've been nice.


Something I liked about Virtual Weapon is its running them of getting Skims (and by extension others) to learn Spanish. There's a good non-judgmental attitude about it. Perhaps because this is an Italian film, meaning they'd have a vested interest in getting Americans to lighten up about learning a little Espanol.

The acting is all good. Terence is a reliable lead, fun, dashing as always, and still packs a punch. Though it is hilarious to see the Italian Terence Hill, accent and all, acting as if he doesn't know Spanish. Marvellous Marvin Hagler is a good sidekick, and plays the 'black partner' role without it being a dull stereotype. Jennifer Martinez is nice in her role, and I would've liked to see her act in more films. Giselle Blondet is nice too. The actors playing the bad guys verge on the cheesier side.


The music here is nice, especially the main theme. It feels like a typical Italian movie theme. An 80s style romance song that gets you in the mood, despite seemingly being a poor fit. That's how you know you're dealing with Italians, when they can open a cop film with love songs and make it work!


Virtual Weapon feels like a perfect film, not because it's the greatest ever made by any means, but rather because it succeeds at everything it sets out to do. Even if a movie is just a simple good time, if it manages to pull that off, then that is something to be celebrated and admired. A perfect movie to end this post on, Virtual Weapon is lots of fun, especially for Terence Hill fans...

Banana Joe (1982), Buddy Goes West (1981), and Bomber (1982)


Banana Joe

Banana Joe is a simple trader from the tropical South American island of Amantido. One day his peaceful routine is broken by the arrival of some prospectors, who question his authority to trade without a license, causing Joe to get in trouble. In order to get a license and secure his village's safety, Joe ventures to the mainland, further than ever before, and discovers all the chaos and confusion of the 'civilised world', as well as new love. But will he be able to succeed before his town is taken over?...


Banana Joe is a quintessential Italian comedy. It's got the lot, a lovely tropical setting, wacky comedy, neat action, plenty of heart, and of course Bud Spencer punching bad guys, in this great solo outing.


The plot is pretty basic, really only an excuse for the comedy setpieces. This might annoy those who want to see Joe hurry up and get the license already, and they will probably be dismayed that it takes over an hour, but that's not really what the movie is 'about', if that makes any sense. Thankfully the movie is upfront about this, it never lingers on one thing for too long, and there's always a good reason for everything to be happening (not that a silly comedy really needs one, but still, it's the thought that counts).


A big message of the movie is the insane bureaucracy of the modern world. It's delivered in a satisfyingly matter-of-fact and non-preachy way. It's never jamming the message in your face, but instead just presenting the dilemma as is, and letting things speak for themselves. Your blood is bound to boil thinking of all the horrible red tape  But not too much of course, as this is still a fun comedy, and doesn't let such things distract you too much.


The titular Banana Joe is a great lead. Friendly and helpful to all, he's never short of compassion for the good, or walloping for the bad. This naturally pits him against the mobster Torsillo, whose operations keep getting foiled, like a race that Joe 'dares' to win ('How dare you give the prize to the winner, don't you know who I am?' is pretty much what the baddies say!), or when he gets a brief job as a bouncer and throws the mobster out of his own bar.


Torsillo is a funny villain. Interestingly, we see him getting into more trouble than giving it. This makes for an amusing dynamic, with a villain who's constantly scared and on his toes, growing crazier as the movie goes on, with often hilarious and unexpected results! Bud rarely seeks him out intentionally, which makes it all the funnier when their paths inevitable cross again and again.

The film's romance is sweet and funny, with Joe being insanely blunt and direct. Dorianne is a down-to-earth gal as far as nightclub singers go, and their interactions are believable enough, with good chemistry. Though I question her taking the villain's singing gig in the climax! The movie doesn't really make a big deal out of it, and she's always on the side of Joe of course, but I treat it as a major transgression!


The fights here are plenty of fun, especially the hilarious offscreen battle, and the church fight, which gets amusingly creative, as well as jaw-dropping at times, like the 'rosary bead' moment! The final battle is interesting, in that it's not Bud versus the gang members per se, but Bud against the actual casino! He's a one man demolition squad, and after a whole movie of being pissed off, he takes out all his frustration by absolutely leveling this building, while the baddies can only look on like day-old kittens.


The direction by Steno (Stefano Vanzina) is really good, with many shots arranged well. He has a great eye for mise en scene, and colour. Ordinarily I am against directors who pretentiously label themselves with just one name, but with all this in mind, I'll allow it this once.

The soundtrack to Banana Joe is fun! The main theme is a Spanish tune, sung well, with lots of innocent Latin charm. There are several rescorings throughout, each very nice and fitting the scenes perfectly. Interestingly, the theme to Odds and Evens is sung too at one point in the nightclub. The theme to Crimebusters shows up as well, which feels a bit lazy, like the composers decided to recycle some tunes. But at least it's all good music!


Banana Joe is a great solo vehicle for Bud, and well worth checking out. It's chockablock full of more funny scenes than you can count...


Buddy Goes West

Buddy is a quiet and hungry cowboy going from one town to the next, often dogged by the clumsy native Eagle Eye, who holds up a train under the mistaken belief that a doctor's suitcase is full of gold. This leads Buddy to have to flee to a small town, where he immediately finds trouble, and gratitude. The locals are being tormented by a ruthless bandit trying to drive everyone away, but the arrival of a new doctor gives them faith. But can Buddy keep up the ruse and save the day?...


Buddy Goes West is another cowboy adventure for Bud to enjoy. Which is surprising, considering the date, getting a western as late as 1981. Even in Italy the genre had well and truly wound down by this point. But does this mean the movie has nothing to offer? We'll see.


Buddy is a fairly amusing movie. It doesn't do much special, and it was perhaps a bit hoary and cliched by the time it was released, but it's never bad, and rolls along at a brisk enough pace. The idea is a tried and true one, a typical case of mistaken identity. Where it gets more unique is Bud being mistaken for a doctor, and the crazy concoctions he makes to cure the townspeople. This does end up taking a backseat to more traditional antics, but it still makes for a great addition.


As expected, much of the movie is made up of raucous fight scenes, and abundant eating. There was no-one in Italy who could eat as much as Bud Spencer! And one of the film's villains learns it the hard way in an eating contest. Another highlight of the film is Bud 'diagnosing' problems with the goons while beating them up.


The big bar fight is great fun (even if the worrywart in me was worrying about all the damage caused to the place), although I did wonder how the movie would give a satisfying climax afterwards, because this fight felt like the major action setpiece of the whole movie. It was as if the climax had come early, and the film was doomed to amble on a bit longer before ending with another big brawl. Thankfully this didn't end up being the case, as the climax has a different take.

I wasn't a big fan of the ending in a few ways, but at least it wrapped everything up completely, which I give credit for.


The acting is all fine. Bud Spencer is a fine lead, throwing punches, and expressing all he needs to with his famous impassive face. Amidou may be annoying to some, and fun to others. Somewhere in the middle for me. Also of note is that Bud Spencer's usual dub voice is here as another character, putting on an Irish accent for the role of Popsy.

The score here is by none other than Ennio Morricone, and it's very good. A little serious and dramatic at times, perhaps too much for such a film, but at least it gives a certain gravitas. There are lighter tracks here too, and they are nice to listen to.


Buddy Goes West isn't the greatest example of Bud's filmography, or the spaghetti westerns, but it's a perfectly serviceable entry, and you can't go too wrong with it.


Bomber

Former boxer Bud Graziano, aka Bomber, returns to Italy after some time away on sea, and after seeing the unfair treatment a local gym gives to others, he decides to open up his own. He's quick to build up a stable of growing talent, including prize boxer Giorgo. The boy is worried he may not be able to make it against these tough fighters but with Bomber on his side, there's nowhere to go but up...


One of Bud's most beloved solo films, Bomber is a boxing flick that delivers plenty of fun! It breezes by, feeling much shorter than its 100 minute runtime, and there's always something going on, whether funny, action-packed, or dramatic. The movie is also accessible enough for those who dislike boxing. If the sport doesn't appeal to you but Bud Spencer does, then have no worries. It's the main focus without every waking second being inside the ring.


One thing to note is that I watched the entire movie in Italian, without subtitles. With this in mind, the plot holds up very well even if you don't understand the language. Naturally Bud speaks in punches more than he does words, but beyond that the story is still clear, the visuals help a lot, and the actions of the characters are often universal. Just about everything else you can infer.

I liked the story plenty, and the characters therein. Bud is a great lead, and it's endearing to watch how he defies this gym of musclebound thugs and gives all the amateurs and 'weaklings' of the area a chance to shine and shape up.

 
Jerry is the comic relief, and he's a little overdone at times, and his cries of "ARRRIVAAAA!!!" may drive some to madness, but he's a fun presence for the most part. Bud's friend/love interest Susanna is absolutely adorable, and a nice addition.The up-and-coming boxer Giorgio is a likeable and charismatic dude, and you naturally side with him and his struggles throughout the film.

The climax is an important boxing match,   The only thing I wasn't as much a fan of is Giorgi's's role. It's a little disappointing how his thunder can't help but be stolen a bit at the end. The movie was building up to him regaining his confidence and winning the day, and yet it's Bud Spencer's film, so of course he's gotta be the one to get the final fight. Maybe it makes more sense if you actually understand the dialogue though.


The villains are a satisfyingly nefarious bunch, and it's enjoyable seeing them get their just desserts, especially after some of the crap they pull.

The ending is pretty abrupt, but I'm not sure I can fault it too much. Yeah, it's over a little too quickly, but at least we do get conclusions and last look-ins for all the characters, no matter how short. And the final shot is a great one.


The actors here all do fine jobs. Much of what I said about their characters apply the same to the actors. Bud can carry a film with his presence alone, no matter how little he says, while Jerry Cala could be amusing or annoying in equal measure. Stefani Mingardo does very well as Giorgo, and Kallie Knoetze is an effective villain. The movie has some lovely ladies too! Gegia is a bit shrill and over-the-top as the cackling Susanna, but is otherwise neat, while Valeria Cavalli is also nice as Giorgio's girlfriend.


The soundtrack to Bomber is wonderful! The main theme Fantasy is another gem for Oliver Onions,  The movie does get a liiitle bit carried away though, playing the song at every chance it can get. It never gets tiring, and it is only background music half the time, but still they could have cut down a little. The rest of the soundtrack is neat, from the rescorings of the theme, to the couple of training songs. Both have a little bit of Rocky in their DNA, while also being unique, and very nice to listen to.


To finish, Bomber is a great watch, in whatever language you see it in. A perfect highlight of its star, and plenty of fun!...